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bonequeer:

estifito:

doritosmakeherdance:

"Does she get drunk and ruin family parties?"

Are they the gay cousin?

"Is she the gay cousin who gets drunk and ruins family parties?"

(Source: adayinthelifeofjake, via parttimesoftgrunge)

spermbanker:

u know when u cold n ur nipnops go hard. why my titty betray me

(via fake-mermaid)

smileprettybaby:

ruinedchildhood:

toewsbeard:

human:

android users be like 

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iphone users be like

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android users be like 

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iphone users be like
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(Source: human, via perks-of-being-chinese)

heyfrankie:

leedukes:

When children’s movies explain life in the most simple yet most perfect way.

i can’t get over how cute this scene is.  HE JUST REALLY WANTS TO EXPLAIN IT TO RALPH, AND HE CAN’T USE HIS HANDS VERY WELL SO HE LEANS ON HIM

(Source: fuckingmexican, via alleexaavr)

crocodilepatronus:

………..Kim K game getting a lil too real….. 

(via joshpeck)